HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES

At 4 Years
My daddy is great.
At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.
At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered
At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young .
At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.
At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.
At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.
At 20 Years
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy.
Wonder how Mother puts up with him.
At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.
At 30 Years
It's becoming difficult to manage my son.
I was so scared of my father when I was young.
At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline.
Even I should do the same.
At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.
At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up.
I am unable to manage a single son.
At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us.
He is one of his kind and unique.
At 60 Years
My daddy is great.
Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the first stage.

Brilliant Joke

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." 
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman 
said, "That's okay." 

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". 
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." 
So, Tatha-astu - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " 
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's 
his is mine." 
So, Tatha-astu - she's the richest woman in the world! 

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! 

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Life is ..........

Life is happening, love it.
Life is love, feel it.
Life is spirit, nurture it.
Life is laughter, enjoy it.
Life is happiness, strive for it.
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is bliss, taste it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is people, protect it.
Life is life, just love it.